PINEAPPLES

PINEAPPLES \O/

lol heres one for eric the lines from the red

Quote :

LISTER: Cat, Cat! C'mere, c'mere -- check this, check this, check this!

CAT enters.

CAT: Check what?
LISTER: Concentrate, Kryten. What's this? (He holds up the banana.)
KRYTEN: It's a banana.
LISTER: (Disappointed) What's this? (He holds up the orange.)
KRYTEN: It's an orange.
LISTER: (Holding up the apple) What's THIS?
KRYTEN: (Almost crying) Apple?
CAT: You taught him that? That's terrific! You two should audition for
"What's My Fruit?!"
LISTER: He did it wrong, man.
CAT: (Having fun at their expense) Oh, it gets better!
KRYTEN: I just can't do it.
LISTER: You CAN; you just did it!

Quote :

Quote :

LISTER: Kryten, it's easy! (Holding up the apple) Look: an orange.
(Holding up the orange) A melon. (Holding up the banana) A female
aardvark!
KRYTEN: Oh! Oh, that is just so superb, sir! How DO you do that?
Especially calling a banana an aardvark? An aardvark isn't even a
fruit! It's total genius!
LISTER: (Beat) Let's start again

ROFL Odear i ROFLd my self

pmsl red drawf ruled till the very end get a bit weird

Red Dwarf simply rules lol

Quote :

CAT: So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
KRYTEN: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: (Minus the hat.) So, that thing's spewing time back into the
universe? (He dons his fur-lined hat, again.)
KRYTEN: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
LISTER: What time phenomena?
KRYTEN: Like just then, when time repeated itself.
CAT: So, what is it?

They all stare at him.

CAT: Only joking.
LISTER: (Suddenly upright, and minus his hat, again) Okay, so it's
decided then. We consult Holly.
CAT: Hey, wait a minute -- I missed the discussion!

ROFL!

anyone else having probs with ogame with regards to the page loading?

some times it kicks me and i have to relog in but thats about it mate not anything on the Ogame forum about it